Fibbing Friday – April 29

It’s Di’s turn to host Fibbing Friday. She alternated with Frank, aka PCGuyIV The goal each Friday is to respond to the prompt with heavy duty lies. The truth must not be told, under any circumstances.

1. What color is love? Love is purple with pink polka dots. The dots ebb and flow as the feelings wax and wane.

2. Who sang about a Green Door? The Jolly Green Giant sang about the door when he got lost in the forest and couldn’t find his way back to the fields. 

3. What color ribbon is used to adorn old oak trees? The Arbor Day Foundation decided that all ribbons must be shades of gray to not disturb the forest creatures.

4. What color is associated with Lily? Bright red is associated with Lily because it is the color of her lipstick she wore exclusively. 

5. Who had 99 Red Balloons? The 101 Dalmatians had 99 red balloons because 2 of the pups were in time out for peeing on the carpet.

6. Black is Black, but what did he want back? He wanted a refund for the puppies that refused to be potty trained. 

7. What color was the People Eater? It’s a little known fact that he was invisible. That is why, to this day, he has never been caught.

8. What color is Bing’s Christmas? Bing’s Christmas was actually cancelled because child protective services was watching him very closely.

9. Godley and Creme didn’t want to be under your …………. what? They didn’t want to be under your umbrella because it had holes in it.

10. Brown Sugar was a massive hit for which group? The Cockroaches, a previously unheard of group from the NY subway. 

Fibbing Friday – 3/25

It’s Franks turn for Fibbing Friday. He says:
“Rather than coming up with false answers to questions, there are a list of words that need dubious definitions. Write a post defining the terms below.”

  1. appendix – This is the part of your brain that holds useless details that you never really need to retrieve 
  2. bladder – This is the part of your brain that excretes wasteful information that will become toxic if it stays there too long
  3. duodenum – This is the part of the brain, that takes in new information and decides if it is useful enough to store in the long term memory vault or if it needs to be destroyed as useless info
  4. varicose – This is the part of the brain that swells up when someone is feeding you toxic information
  5. vein – This is the part of the brain that starts to wear away when you get out of breath and lose oxygen
  6. artery – This is the part of the brain that takes all the common sense knowledge and tries to take it to all the other parts of the brain providing them with nourishment 
  7. influenza – This is the part of the brain that tries to eat away the good memories before they make it to the long term vault
  8. pneumonia – This is the part of the brain that fills with pus and phlegm when anyone believes what tRump says
  9. phalanges – This is the part of the brain that appears to divide the brain into three finger-like paths: short term, long term, and useless
  10. humerus – This is the strongest part of the brain that holds the gray matter safely in place

Fibbing Friday

Thanks Melanie for the image.

 Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternates with Frank (aka PCGuy)  as hosts for Fibbing Friday,   Di has provided some doggie questions today.

1. What kind of dog was Lassie? Lassie was Laddie’s girlfriend, both Scottish Terriers
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2. Who was Toto’s owner? Bozo the clown
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3. What breed of dog was Beethoven? Beethoven was actually a miniature horse in a costume
The 12 Smallest Horse Breeds Around the World

4. Who was Goofy’s best buddie? Olaf
Olaf Disney dog costume5. How many dogs starred in The Incredible Journey? Just one but he was a shape shifterShapeshifter Photos - Free & Royalty-Free Stock Photos from Dreamstime6. What made Superdog super? The poppy seed bun
After 72 Years, Chicago's Only Drive-in Restaurant Trudges On - Eater  Chicago7. What is meant by Dogma? It is when a mom believes her dog is her baby
45 Funny Dog Halloween Costumes - Cute Dog Costume Ideas8. What is ‘flyball’? It’s a game where after a ball flys the kid and the owner chase it
Child With Dog, Child, Dog Walking, Child Dog Walking9. Who introduced ‘WALKIES!’ into their training programmes? Barry Bonds because he holds the record for being walked the most times in MLB history.
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10. What is frontline used for? It is used to send substitutes into the the worst classroom even when the teacher is present
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Fibbing Friday

Frank has provided this week’s Fibbing Friday questions. Our assignment is to answer the questions with lies, lies, and more lies.

  1. In the world of international finance, what do the abbreviations, USD and GBP stand for? UnderStandingDemoney       Gotta Buy Pennies
  2. What exactly is cryptocurrency?  Money that dead people spend
  3. What is the difference between stocks and bonds? stocks is short for stockings and bonds is short for bondages
  4. What is meant by a “bull” market? It means you’ll poop your pants when you see your portfolio
  5. What is meant by a “bear” market? It means you’ll barely have enough money for clothing
  6. What is a stock split? It’s when you lost one of your stockings 
  7. What exactly is crowdfunding? It’s when you have to pay for everyone’s drinks
  8. What is a pension? It’s the prison they keep old poor people in
  9. What is a 401(k)? It’s the first door on the 11th floor
  10. What is day trading? It is what the kids do on the playground with their baseball cards

Fibbing Friday – Better Late Than Never

Di is hosting Fibbing Friday this week. Here are the questions and the link so you can join in and read what others have answered. Frank from PCGuyIV will be back next week.

1.   Who sang about the green green grass of home? The Jolly Green Giant
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2.   Where will you find The Wind in the Willows?  The Wind in the Willows are  found where the women leaving the WW meeting start crying because it is located  next door to the Baskin Robbins Ice Cream store.
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3.   Who was Nora Batty? She was the woman originally signed to play the lead role in the Three’s Company sit com.
Three's Company (1977) 11x17 Movie Poster

4.   Who was the star of Tales of the Riverbank? The Eager Beaver
cartoon cute beaver waving on white background  beaver lumberjack cartoon character stock illustrations
5.   Who sang ‘I’m gonna make you mine’ ? Snoop Dog to his pot.
Snoop Dogg
6.   What is a dowager? “J.B.” Fletcher played by Angela Lansbury

7.   What do the letters LED stand for? Low Energy Dimmers
Finish: White

8.   What are ‘cobbles’ ? The slang name for anything that gets you stoned
Example images of illicit drug pills or tablets. | Download Scientific  Diagram9.   What is a shoe horn? It is a speaker for the shoe phone Get Smart (Limited Edition 2-Disc DVD with Bonus Shoe Phone DVD  Case) : Movies & TV
10. What was once advertised as the fifth emergency service? the dog catcher
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