Fibbing Friday

Frank has provided this week’s Fibbing Friday questions. Our assignment is to answer the questions with lies, lies, and more lies.

  1. In the world of international finance, what do the abbreviations, USD and GBP stand for? UnderStandingDemoney       Gotta Buy Pennies
  2. What exactly is cryptocurrency?  Money that dead people spend
  3. What is the difference between stocks and bonds? stocks is short for stockings and bonds is short for bondages
  4. What is meant by a “bull” market? It means you’ll poop your pants when you see your portfolio
  5. What is meant by a “bear” market? It means you’ll barely have enough money for clothing
  6. What is a stock split? It’s when you lost one of your stockings 
  7. What exactly is crowdfunding? It’s when you have to pay for everyone’s drinks
  8. What is a pension? It’s the prison they keep old poor people in
  9. What is a 401(k)? It’s the first door on the 11th floor
  10. What is day trading? It is what the kids do on the playground with their baseball cards

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