Fibbing Friday – January 21

It’s Di’s turn to host Fibbing Friday

Ignore the truth as you know it and make something up for these familiar nursery rhymes though please remember to keep it family friendly. Thanks!

1. What did Miss Muffett sit on? Her favorite holiday muff
Halco 777 Muff - White

2. Who tried to gatecrash her dinner? The local furrier
On the job with a furrier - YouTube3. What did Wee Willie Winkie do? He got a bad case of pink eye
Pink eye a possible early warning sign of coronavirus, eye doctors report4. How many blackbirds were baked in a pie? None, they were busy holding up the clothes
Blackbird Behaviour - The RSPB
5. Who sold seashells on the sea shore? Hobby Lobby Craft Store
A Beginner's Guide to Collecting Seashells as a Hobby - HobbyLark6. What did Peter Piper pick? Pipers to play at parties
Top 7 Best Bagpipes of 2022 Reviews - Old-Time Music
7. What ran up the clock? The cat waiting for the mice
8. What was daddy going to wrap Baby Bunting in? A recycled sweater
Newborn Baby Wrap Swaddle Blanket, Baby Kids Knit Blanket Sleeping Bag Stroller Wrap for 0-12 Month Baby Light gray on Walmart | AccuWeather Shop
9. Where did Doctor Foster go? Dr. Foster, aka Dr. Fun, went to ad agency looking for imposters to pretend to be doctors 
https://youtu.be/vRDSDCdfl4s 


10. What was the old man doing when it was pouring with rain?
He sat sipping cider through a straw.

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